What the fuck Gru how do you notice this like they are all basically indentical
That’s because he truly loves them and knows them
i love when that other one slaps his head like “nigga tryin steal my love gtfo”
THE ONE IN THE 3RD GIF THAT STARTS CRYING HES SO DISTRAUGHT
Gru: Worst Super Villain Ever
I think you mean best super villain ever
I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE PAWS
LOOK AT THOSE CUTE FANGS
WHY IS THE CAT IN A DOCTORS OFFICE?
DO YOU NEED A CAT SCAN LITTLE BUD?
fun fact: the only thing standing between you and success is a small, angry gnome which has dedicated its whole existence to ruining you. you must not let it win
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It’s like Marvel is really trying to piss people off, lol.
calling it, whoever the new iron man is they won’t be straight. marvel’s tryna go for the trifecta.#god please bless us with an bi iron man#that would be a dreambiron man
Since marvel created captain america thats a little more acceptable but thor is still a man from norse mythology…..
ACTUAL Norse Mythology is nothing like the damn Marvel comics though.
Marvel comics: Thor hangs out with Iron Man.
Actual Norse myth: Red-headed Loki fucks a horse, and Thor fake marries a giant while in a dress.
I PHYSICALLY CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS WHEN IT COMES UP ON MY DASH
IT’S TOO COOL
It’s called Winterguard. It’s a sport. Those girls are marching band color-guard girls during the summer touring season, and during the winter they compete against other color-guard teams to music. Costumes, props, mats, everything has to be carried onto the gym floor and then taken back away and counts as part of your performance time.
So when Family Guy or other popular media makes fun of color-guard girls, it pisses me off. We are not rejected cheerleaders. We are what you see above. We kick ass. We spin rifles and flags and sabers.
ok that’s pretty badass.
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human, actually.”
i couldn’t resist…
this will never stop being funny.
the girl dressed as the boss is the best
is someone dressed as jesus
this is creepy as fuck but hilarious